I have taken several drug tests over a 31/2 year span I have been required to take random drug screens. My issues are with people telling me I cant do something, I like to " Have my cake and eat it to". so to speak. and the only way to do that was to figure out how to do that I have had to take numerous Urine Tests, Hair Tests, and Fingernail Tests.I can honestly say I have only failed one test since all this started.and this was recently Im guessing they have come up with a new way and most of the cleansing shampoos no longer work. I have scanned the internet reading forums and I wanted to share with you what I come up with. I can honestly say everything I have written has worked for me. I know what its like to worry about loosing your job, plus I feel that what you do in the privacy of your home is your business, not to mention I think it is getting a little out of hand and beleve it is wrong for the labs to be making a fortune from other peoples misfortune.I hope this helps feel free to comment and let others know if it worked for you or not.
Let me start by saying the best way to pass a test is to NOT doing anything to fail one
URINE TEST
LADIES
This method is simple but not very appealing . First you will need a five hour energy bottle, Aluminum Foil, Super Glue, a rubber band, and of coarse clean pee or Synthetic Urine.and enough guts to go through with it. I prefer to use the real thing just in case they test for it. Okay you put the Urine in the bottle ( make sure you Sterilize it before using it.) then take a piece of the Aluminum foil and cover the top make sure the foil covers the sides of the bottle about half way down once you fit it remove the foil and take the super glue and glue the Aluminum Foil to the bottle making sure you go around rim of the bottle and everywhere the foil will be. the last step in this process is to wrap the rubber band around the top, kinda re-enforces everything. Turn the bottle upside down to make sure there isn't any leakage.
Now The finished product is to be inserted ladies,It is a guaranteed way to pass your test while being watched. all you do is hold the specimen cup with your thumb and middle finger and use your pointer finger to bust the aluminum foil. I suggest taking a few practice runs before going to test.
THINGS YOU WILL NEED
5 Hour energy bottle Rubber band Clean Urine or Aluminum Foil Super glue Synthetic Urine
GENTLEMEN
Obviously your not able to do as the ladies so my suggestion to you is the WIZZINATOR which can be purchased online (http://amzn.to/18K5dob) it worked for a couple of my friends. its easy to use and a good investment .
Hair Strand Test
This test was easy to pass until they started washing the hair before they tested it. The shampoos that are out there are not as effective as they used to be. I had to learn that the hard way,
So I started doing research to figure out how to pass a Hair Strand Test with out loosing my hair in the process.I have tried many different methods with out success. Most Labs will let you take a drug test of any type with out needing an employers or Dr's referral, So you can find out beforehand if your clean or not. That eliminates any doubts and undue stress you may have experienced in the past.
Now after a lot of experimenting, frustration, and failure, I stumble across an article about what interferes with a Hair strand test and a little packet of Ion Crystal Clarifying Treatment.
Go to the nearest beauty supply store and buy Then what want to do is get a box of baking soda and Bleach your hair with the powder bleach and get the 40 Volume Cream Developer.
Be careful not to leave it i to ;long it can cause skin irritation and your hair to break. before you bleach and before you use the Crystal Clarifying Treatment you will want to use the baking soda,Wet hair, make sure its dripping you want the baking soda to make a paste in you hair leave it in for roughly 30 min The night before your test also before and after you bleach your hair you want to get your hair as close to white as you can, Make sure you have a hair dye matching your color to dye it back, after dying it back to your original color use the Crystal Clarifying Treatment afterward right before you test. , People with light colored and grey hair hold less metabolites than people with dark hair.
Ok very important step here, BUY NEW EVERYTHING, CLOTHES, TOWEL, COMB I recommend something with a hood so you can cover your hair until you can get to the testing center
Be careful not to leave it i to ;long it can cause skin irritation and your hair to break. before you bleach and before you use the Crystal Clarifying Treatment you will want to use the baking soda,Wet hair, make sure its dripping you want the baking soda to make a paste in you hair leave it in for roughly 30 min The night before your test also before and after you bleach your hair you want to get your hair as close to white as you can, Make sure you have a hair dye matching your color to dye it back, after dying it back to your original color use the Crystal Clarifying Treatment afterward right before you test. , People with light colored and grey hair hold less metabolites than people with dark hair.
Ok very important step here, BUY NEW EVERYTHING, CLOTHES, TOWEL, COMB I recommend something with a hood so you can cover your hair until you can get to the testing center
Oh and personally I buy those Dr. gloves to wear after I am done washing my hair you dont want to run tour hands through your hair you could contaminate it all over again.
The results showed that samples treated with the coloring product did not show any important change in the EtG results. In the bleaching study shows a mean decrease of 73.5% was observed. After incubation of a solution of EtG with hydrogen peroxide (15%), a decrease of 45% was shown supporting the hypothesis of a chemical degradation of EtG and a leaching out effect from the hair matrix. In the perm treatment study a mean decrease of 95.7% of EtG was found. Incubation of a solution of EtG with ammonium thioglycolate (5%) showed a total decrease of EtG supporting the hypothesis of a chemical degradation.
Coloring treatment did not importantly influence EtG content in hair. However, an important decrease of EtG in hair could be found after bleaching and permanent wave treatment. This decrease seems to be because of a chemical degradation of EtG, after bleaching, and a leaching out effect from the matrix. After perming, it seems to be more of a chemical degradation of EtG. These data have to be considered for the correct interpretation of EtG amounts in hair
Effect of the shampoo Ultra Clean on drug concentrations in human hair.
Abstract
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What I am getting from this is Ultra clean shampoo will work if you wash your hair enough times. which is cool.
Influence of bleaching on stability of benzodiazepines in hair.
In order to study the influence of hair bleaching on benzodiazepines concentrations, hair was treated with a bleaching product (Poly Blonde, Schwarzkopf & Henkel) for 20 min. The treated hair specimen was obtained from a person who died after an overdose of several illicit drugs associated with benzodiazepines. Bleached and non bleached hair were washed (acetone and water), pulverised and then incubated for 2 h in a thioglycolic solution. In the extracts obtained by solid-phase extraction on C18 columns, the different drugs with the corresponding deuterated standards were derivatized and determined by GC-MS in a SIM mode. These results show that the concentrations of all the drug detected decreased in bleached hair in comparison with non treated hair. Whereas the diminution was less important for cocaine and benzoylecgonine (decrease of 24.6 and 36.4%, respectively), concentrations for codeine, 6-monoacetylmorphine and morphine decreased more significantly (decrease of 57.5, 88.6 and 67.4%, respectively) as well as those of diazepam, nordazepam and 7-aminoflunitrazepam (decrease of 39.7, 67.7 and 61.8%, respectively). The results in this study agree with those of other authors that bleaching affects the stability of cocaine and opiates incorporated in hair. These findings also point out that bleaching influences the stability of entrapped benzodiazepines in hair. Finally, these results reconfirm that it is very important to consider the cosmetic history of a hair sample in the interpretation of hair analysis results.
Conclusion
If your not worried about damaging your hair bleaching and then putting a perm in your hair will wipe out almost all traces of anything you have done.(washing your hair with regular shampoo after a perm will take the curls out). I guess figuring out whats more important nice hair? or a negative drug screen? will determine how you handle things.
MY RECIPE FOR THE SHAMPOO
What I used to make my shampoo was I took VO5 clarifying shampoo and Suave clarifying shampoo I put isoplus shampoo I mix that in there with it and I put antifreeze with a little bit of a hundred percent aloe vera but before I did that I took baking soda and I put baking soda I wet my hair and put baking soda in there and let it sit in there for about 20 to 30 minutes that will open up the follicles of your hair and then you use the shampoo and you wash your hair as much as you possibly can and then wash it a little bit more then you take men's clear deodorant and women's secret spray deodorant okay the men's clear deodorant you want to rub all along your roots all the way through your hair and then take that woman secret spray deodorant and spray your head as much as possible right before your test and don't touch anything and don't touch your hair make sure all your clothes are brand-new you don't want to contaminate anything but the key to it is the propylene glycol that's in the shampoos and the antifreeze and the secret spray deodorant in the men's cleear deodorant are a neccessitie
SEBUM
Sebum Is what your body secrets through your Hair follicles it comes up and out around the hair shaft. Everyone has fine tiny hairs covering the majority of their bodies. Sebum sometimes gets blocked by dirt and oils which causes it to build up around the hair shaft.Creating a pimple, It also comes out of your finger tips,i am telling you this so you DO NOT run your fingers through your hair after you clean it as traces of whatever your not wanting anyone to find out.
FINGER NAIL
As for the Finger nail test I wasn't prepared for that I didn't even know they did that I managed to bite my nails down for enough hat they didn't get enough for an accurate reading, (Lucky me). i decided to do a little research on it and came to the conclusion that it wont be easy.I haven't yet taken a personal test for my finger nails so I'm not 100% sure yet I will make a point to do it soon and get back to you with the results.It takes about 6 months for your fingernail to grow out, so that means they can go back up to a year with your nails. It is my intention to file the top layer of my nails and soak them in bleach water for a little while then file the tops of them afterward and then later in the day soaking my fingernails in Hydrogen Peroxide repeating the filing procedure.
SWEAT PATCHES
These I am just learning about and haven't had the pleasure of trying as of yet but Im sure its coming. Everything comes out of your pores and out in your sweat so I am going to recommend abstaining from any extra curricular activities If this is what your facing in the near future. If you feel brave and want to take the challenge then what I have listed below may aid you in your quest to"beat the system" so to speak. I am most definitely going to try my luck with it and see what I can discover.
(UPDATE) To pass a finger nail test I recommend 3 bowls One with hot water as hot as you can stand it one with bleach and one with antifreeze . Antifreeze is kinda important as it has propolyene glycol and methanol. you start by filing your nails on the top and underneath you want to get them super thin cut back cuticles and clip the edges the edges are very important soak in the hot water first for about 10 15 min then alternate between all three with rinsing with the water before sticking them in the chemicals now mens clear deodorant and womens secret spray deodorant rub the mens deodorant into your nails and underneith before taking the test and spray the heck out of them with the women's make sure you do not sweat or touch anything contaminated before the test i strongly recommend getting a personal test before you have to take the main one just to be safe
(UPDATE) To pass a finger nail test I recommend 3 bowls One with hot water as hot as you can stand it one with bleach and one with antifreeze . Antifreeze is kinda important as it has propolyene glycol and methanol. you start by filing your nails on the top and underneath you want to get them super thin cut back cuticles and clip the edges the edges are very important soak in the hot water first for about 10 15 min then alternate between all three with rinsing with the water before sticking them in the chemicals now mens clear deodorant and womens secret spray deodorant rub the mens deodorant into your nails and underneith before taking the test and spray the heck out of them with the women's make sure you do not sweat or touch anything contaminated before the test i strongly recommend getting a personal test before you have to take the main one just to be safe
In my research I came across a few things Burdock Root, Red Clover, Dandelion Root,
Yellow dock Root, are all natural herbs and what they all have in common is they are BLOOD PURIFIERS. which means that they cleanse the blood of what doesn't belong also they are very healthy and help with numerous different health issues
YELLOW DOCK
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| Yellow dock Root |
Yellow dock is a short-lived perennial, so it is key to gather the herb in the early spring or late fall. It can be a valuable item used in herbal remedies to treat constipation and other digestive issues.
If you're suffering from digestion issues or stomach acid deficiencies, yellow dock can be a helpful dietary addition. Solving such deficiencies is especially important because digestive problems can prevent your body from getting enough protein and minerals.
Uses of Yellow Dock
Yellow dock is commonly used as a laxative in cases of maldigestion (diminished ability to digest foods) and low stomach acid. Stomach acid helps dissolve the food you eat and break it down into simple chemical compounds the body can use.
When there is a dysfunction in the digestive system, such as reduced stomach acid, your body is less able to absorb the protein and minerals in foods and to eliminate waste products. Rumex species stimulate intestinal secretions, which have a mild laxative effect and help to eliminate waste. They can also help bring stomach acids to normal levels. Yellow dock also promotes the flow of bile from the liver and gallbladder, which appears to facilitate the absorption of minerals.
Like dandelion and burdock roots, yellow dock roots and preparations are used to improve conditions related to a sluggish digestive system, such as liver dysfunction, acne, headaches, and constipation. Because it improves absorption of nutrients, yellow dock is used to treat anemia and poor hair, fingernail, and skin quality.
All the docks are recommended for anemia resulting from an iron deficiency because, in addition to their ability to improve the absorption of iron from the intestines, they contain some iron. The docks are high in bioflavonoids, which help strengthen capillaries. The early spring and summer leaves of yellow dock can be added to soups to instead of other greens, such as spinach.
DANDELION ROOT
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| Dandilion Root |
The entire plant is used in herbal remedies: roots, leaves, and flowers. The flowers are not usually eaten, but they are used to make wine. The wonderful weed has a strong herbal remedy purpose, and can help w/digestionand other bodily functions.
Uses of Dandelion
Gathered early, after the spring's first warm spell, the leaves and roots are used as a spring tonic and to stimulate digestion and vitality after a long winter.
Dandelion greens also have been used as a diuretic, an agent that promotes the loss of water from the body through urination. Their diuretic effect can make dandelion greens helpful in lowering blood pressure and relieving premenstrual fluid retention.
Dandelion roots contain inulin and levulin, starchlike substances that may help balance blood sugar, as well as a bitter substance (taraxacin) that stimulates digestion. The very presence of a bitter taste in the mouth promotes the flow of bile from the liver and gallbladder, as well as hydrochloric acid from the stomach.
Bitters have been used for centuries in many countries before meals as a digestive stimulant. Do you avoid bitter-tasting foods? Many people do, but this may not reflect a balanced appetite. According to Asian philosophies, the diet should contain foods that are sweet, salty, sour, and bitter. The few bitter tastes Westerners embrace are coffee, wine, and beer, which may have something to do with the higher incidence of digestive diseases in Western cultures, compared with Asian cultures. Dandelion leaves are also rich in minerals and vitamins, particularly calcium and vitamins A, C, K, and B2 (riboflavin).
Besides the stimulating bitter substances, dandelion roots also contain choline, another liver stimulant. Dandelion roots make wonderful colon cleansing and detoxifying medications because any time digestion is improved, the absorption of nutrients and the removal of wastes from the body improve as well.
Many people could use a little extra support for the liver: We are inundated daily with chemicals and substances that the liver must process. The liver must filter impurities from the bloodstream -- all the car exhaust, paints, cleaners, solvents, preservatives, pesticide residues, drugs, alcohol, and other toxins we encounter can begin to tax the liver. Add a diet high in fat, which the liver must emulsify with bile, and a person could experience physical symptoms from this burden on the liver.
Rough dry skin and acne, constipation, gas and bloating, frequent headaches, and premenstrual syndrome are all potential symptoms of an overburdened liver.
Dandelions also are recommended for wart removal. The roots, stems, and leaves of the dandelion exude a white sticky resin when injured. Applied directly to warts daily or, preferably, several times a day, this resin slowly dissolves them.
RED CLOVER
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| RED CLOVER |
Have you ever taken a nip of nectar from the tiny florets of this familiar meadow land plant? The bees certainly do. Clover honey is one of the most common types of honey available, and bees visit red clover throughout the summer and fall.The edible flowers are slightly sweet. You can pull the petals from the flower head and add them to salads throughout the summer. A few tiny florets are a delightful addition to a summer iced tea: Serve your summer Red clover has also been used to treat coughs
and respiratory system congestion.
guests a cup of iced mint tea with a lemon slice and five to ten tiny clover florets floating on top. You can also press the fresh florets into the icing on a summer birthday cake.The raw greens of this plant are very nutritious, but like other members of the legume family (beans, peas), they are somewhat difficult to digest. The leaves are best enjoyed dried and in tea form to get the nutrients and constituents without the side effects of gas and bloating common to eating legumes.In addition to nutrients, red clover offers a big bonus: Good health. It is often used as an herbal remedy to treat and prevent sicnkness. for Red Clover
Red clover's constituents are thought to stimulate the immune system. (It has been a traditional ingredient in many formulas for cancer.) Red clover has also been used to treat coughs and respiratory system congestion, because it also contains resin. Resinous substances in plants have expectorating, warming, and antimicrobial action. Red clover also contains the blood-thinning substance coumarin. Coumarin is not unique to red clover; it is found in many other plants, including common grass. In fact, the pleasant sweet smell of freshly cut grass is due to the coumarin compounds. People on anticoagulant drugs such as Coumadin should be cautious of using red clover, as the blood may become too thin.Red clover contains significant levels of isoflavones. There has been much research on compounds related to isoflavones of late, and much of red clover's hormonal effects are attributed to these compounds.
Here's why: When a hormone molecule is released from various organs, it travels through the bloodstream until it binds to a cell membrane, called a hormone receptor, which is able to receive it. If a compound in a plant is close enough to the shape of the body's natural hormone molecule, it may also bind to the receptor on a cell membrane.What this means is that some substances in plants produce the same effects in humans as some hormones. Isoflavones in red clover are able to bind to estrogen -- and possibly other -- receptors. They appear to have moderate hormonal effect may be that the isoflavones in red clover have an estrogenic effect when consumed as a staple part of the diet. We still have much to learn about isoflavones, but it seems logical that they may prove useful in conditions associated with very low estrogen levels (menopause, chronic miscarriage, some cases of infertility) and should be avoided in cases of estrogen excess (uterine fibroids, endometriosis, breast cancer). Red clover has been a traditional folk therapy for infertility and chronic miscarriage, both of which can be due to insufficient estrogen.
BURDOCK ROOT
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The common burdock, that well-known source of annoying burrs matted in dogs' fur, is also a medicinal herb of considerable reputation. Called gobo in Japan, burdock root is said to be a food that provides deep strengthening to the immune system. In ancient China and India, herbalists used it in the treatment of respiratory infections, abscesses, and joint pain. European physicians of the Middle Ages and later used it to treat cancerous tumors, skin conditions, venereal disease, and bladder and kidney problems.
Burdock was a primary ingredient in the famous (or infamous) Hoxsey cancer treatment. Harry Hoxsey was a former coal miner who parlayed a traditional family remedy for cancer into the largest privately owned cancer treatment center in the world, with branches in 17 states. (It was shut down in the 1950s by the FDA. Harry Hoxsey himself subsequently died of cancer.) Other herbs in his formula included red clover , poke, prickly ash, bloodroot , and barberry
There are several more natural blood cleaners like Chaparral, Cheyenne, Cats claw etc.... Please consult your physician before you take any of these herbs do your research and make sure it is right for you.
GOOD LUCK
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